Snipe Towers
- meet the elite -
Rob
Editor, Man About Town and Official Eye Candy
Aberystwyth
Rob, aka "Our Beloved Editor", is Snipe's founder and main contributor, unless he can't be arsed and gets someone else to do all the work while he takes the credit. In his free time he enjoys making the world a more beautiful place simply by existing in it, doing poncey poetry readings, wearing skinny jeans, having large hair and going camping... [more]
Editor, Man About Town and Official Eye Candy
Aberystwyth
Rob, aka "Our Beloved Editor", is Snipe's founder and main contributor, unless he can't be arsed and gets someone else to do all the work while he takes the credit. In his free time he enjoys making the world a more beautiful place simply by existing in it, doing poncey poetry readings, wearing skinny jeans, having large hair and going camping... [more]
Maggie
Sub Editor, Writer and Offical Office Dogsbody
The Grim North
Originally hired because she has fantastic tits, Maggie was rapidly promoted to Sub editor when the other denizens of Snipe towers realised that she was the only one of them who could spell, or at least knew how to use a spellchecker on her laptop. Maggie spends her days pounding the streets with a reporter's notebook and her nights dreaming of chocolate... [more]
Sub Editor, Writer and Offical Office Dogsbody
The Grim North
Originally hired because she has fantastic tits, Maggie was rapidly promoted to Sub editor when the other denizens of Snipe towers realised that she was the only one of them who could spell, or at least knew how to use a spellchecker on her laptop. Maggie spends her days pounding the streets with a reporter's notebook and her nights dreaming of chocolate... [more]
Noel
Agony Uncle, Babydaddy and Official Style Guru
Location Censored for Security Reasons
A long time ago, in a Galaxy, far, far away, there lived a man. He was small, green and backwards, he spoke. He fought evil, he protected everything that was right and good and all in great puppetry and bad CGI. Many, many thousands of years have passed since that day and that man has learned to cheat death. We call him Noel. [more]
Agony Uncle, Babydaddy and Official Style Guru
Location Censored for Security Reasons
A long time ago, in a Galaxy, far, far away, there lived a man. He was small, green and backwards, he spoke. He fought evil, he protected everything that was right and good and all in great puppetry and bad CGI. Many, many thousands of years have passed since that day and that man has learned to cheat death. We call him Noel. [more]
Sam
Writer, Artist and Official Child Prodigy
The Inbred Kingdom
Sam writes stuff, sometimes. He also makes pretty pictures, is scarily good at most things, funny, intelligent and an all-round good egg. Therefore pretty much everyone else on Snipe staff hates him. You know the kind of guy we mean, right? In his spare time Sam likes to tame cuttlefish, dance with wolves, and built forts in his bedroom, just because he can... [more]
Writer, Artist and Official Child Prodigy
The Inbred Kingdom
Sam writes stuff, sometimes. He also makes pretty pictures, is scarily good at most things, funny, intelligent and an all-round good egg. Therefore pretty much everyone else on Snipe staff hates him. You know the kind of guy we mean, right? In his spare time Sam likes to tame cuttlefish, dance with wolves, and built forts in his bedroom, just because he can... [more]
