Maggie Winter
Sub Editor, Writer and Official Office Dogsbody
The Grim North
Originally hired because she has fantastic tits, Maggie was rapidly promoted to Sub Editor when the other denizens of Snipe towers realised that she was the only one of them who could spell, or at least knew how to use a spellchecker on her laptop. Maggie spends her days pounding the streets with a reporter's notebook in order to find stories to bring to you, Snipers, and her nights dreaming of chocolate and a certain editor who shall remain nameless.
Her hobbies include ranting about the state of the education system, lusting after unsuitable men, and dressing up as Princess Leia.*
Maggie likes cheesecake, cricket, speaks dead languages and refuses to have her hair cut.
*only 2 of these are in fact true.
The Grim North
Originally hired because she has fantastic tits, Maggie was rapidly promoted to Sub Editor when the other denizens of Snipe towers realised that she was the only one of them who could spell, or at least knew how to use a spellchecker on her laptop. Maggie spends her days pounding the streets with a reporter's notebook in order to find stories to bring to you, Snipers, and her nights dreaming of chocolate and a certain editor who shall remain nameless.
Her hobbies include ranting about the state of the education system, lusting after unsuitable men, and dressing up as Princess Leia.*
Maggie likes cheesecake, cricket, speaks dead languages and refuses to have her hair cut.
*only 2 of these are in fact true.
Cups of coffee per day.............................................................approx 27
Naughty thoughts per hour..................................................................10
Pandas snuggled..................................................................................0
Hours spent nagging the editor each week............................................12
Pet Unicorns........................................................................................2
Naughty thoughts per hour..................................................................10
Pandas snuggled..................................................................................0
Hours spent nagging the editor each week............................................12
Pet Unicorns........................................................................................2
Favorite Book......................................................................Karma Sutra
Pizza choice.....................................................Anything with mushrooms
Fantasy Man......................................................................Indiana Jones
Wishes she could be......................................................................Taller
Bizarre obsession................................................................Birds of Prey
Pizza choice.....................................................Anything with mushrooms
Fantasy Man......................................................................Indiana Jones
Wishes she could be......................................................................Taller
Bizarre obsession................................................................Birds of Prey
See some of her writing here:
A Rookie on Rock
Confessions of a Bibliophile
An Orwellian Nightmare
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse IV
Confessions of a Bibliophile
An Orwellian Nightmare
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse IV
